I couldn’t trust myself to get a tattoo right now. I’d end up with sonic screwdrivers on my hips or a tardis covering my entire back.

i love their marriage.

• Dan: It didn't mean anything.
• Roseanne: Could you explain that to me? Can you tell me how you, uh you know, make love with somebody and it doesn't mean nothing?
• Dan: Well you start with a case of beer..
• Roseanne: Then go get me a case of beer so I can shower up with the Chicago Bears.
• Dan: Ah hell honey, they're not even a good team anymore.