May 2013
i just learned how to make a quality shank from Lockup: Raw. interesting and terrifying at the same time.
darrynek:
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
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Anonymous asked: If you could have sex with any of your ex-boyfriends' best friend, who would it be?
capsj asked: *put stuff here* ??? (:
Anonymous asked: 5 people you know personally that you would sleep with if given the chance.
Anonymous asked: What's the hardest thing you ever done?
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i’mmmmm druuunnnkkk. you know what to do.
boy-butts:
you are stupid as fuck and I feel like I can’t deal with you for much longer
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)
ju5t4n3rd:
thepioden:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on...
“All I ask is one thing … and this is … I’m asking this particularly of young...”
– Conan O’Brien’s Farewell Speech, 2010 (via kleine-asbar) 