i just learned how to make a quality shank from Lockup: Raw. interesting and terrifying at the same time.
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
Anonymous asked: If you could have sex with any of your ex-boyfriends' best friend, who would it be?
capsj asked: *put stuff here* ??? (:
Anonymous asked: 5 people you know personally that you would sleep with if given the chance.
Anonymous asked: What's the hardest thing you ever done?
i’mmmmm druuunnnkkk. you know what to do.
boy-butts: you are stupid as fuck and I feel like I can’t deal with you for much longer
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be– William Shakespeare (via morgan-freemans-voice)
ju5t4n3rd: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on...
All I ask is one thing … and this is … I’m asking this particularly of young...– Conan O’Brien’s Farewell Speech, 2010 (via kleine-asbar)