June 2012
i closed my pokemon game without saving. i hate...
i’m way too high.
May 2012
My Band — D12
i love this fucking song.
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
me: same
“When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my...”
– amy lowell (via ginandbird)
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Look at the girl in the background
troll-patrol:
fuckyeaahfunniestposts:
“What’s that? You’re gonna throw a ball at me? HELL TO THE NO, bring it, just bring it. I own this shit.”
ratsrezag asked: Please keep posting. I'm high and you're crackin' me up.
British boy: You look beautiful today love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
rawnay asked: 3, 4, 15
adamusprime:
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
You know what else is worse than slow internet?
good god, i hate new love.
heiseral asked: 2, 6, 10, 15, 19.
